Me: YETI! What happened to your legs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeti: -Blinks-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Where’s your tail?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeti: -Blinks-<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: I’ll come back later once you’ve sprouted new ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yeti’s loaf like stance got me thinking; ideas all start out in a very similar state, rising in a pan, to be turned into a rich, crispy, buttery masterpiece, hot from the oven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s exactly what this next story is; it’s fresh from the story bakery, and you’re going to love it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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