{"id":515,"date":"2024-12-09T09:43:20","date_gmt":"2024-12-09T09:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/?p=515"},"modified":"2024-12-09T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-09T09:44:00","slug":"holiday-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Shenanigans!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Me: Yeti, did you get those decorations up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeti: &#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Crash resounds through house)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that is how the wreath turned into a floor heap.  It looks much better there now, anyway!  Decorating for the holidays is always that way, it seems; you start out with plans of picturesque grandeur, and end up with a box of unpacked lights and your favorite movie wishing the bulbs would hang themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the end, December is best spent under a warm blanket with your favorite cookies (and book); and not out in the cold, stringing lights that will fall down on their own in July!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Too much hassle, says Yeti &#8211; and he&#8217;d be right!  If you haven&#8217;t yet, I advise you to check out Mystery Walks the Stables &#8211; it&#8217;s a fun and care free read, filled with mystery and a little romance!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So what are you waiting for?  Pull out your reader and get started!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Yeti, did you get those decorations up? Yeti: &#8230;. (Crash resounds through house) And that is how the wreath turned into a floor heap. It looks much better there now, anyway! Decorating for the holidays is always that way, it seems; you start out with plans of picturesque grandeur, and end up with a &#8230; <a title=\"Holiday Shenanigans!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/?p=515\" aria-label=\"More on Holiday Shenanigans!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":516,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.graciedeforest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}